When bro gets roasted so hard you can't do anything but laugh: Would you like some nuts? Nuts? Yes, uh, are they warm nuts? No, uh, I believe they're room temperature. Well, uh, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts. You know, I don't really like the little ones.
From technicallythetruth community on Reddit. Llama in a dracula cape @LlamalnaTux. Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board? Me: I have a PhD in mathematics. Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack. Me: *nodding* that makes two.
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